Hey, you know the thing you have always wanted and that is probably your only chance at ever living again? I have it, but I mean, not that I want to be enemies, I still want to be friends with you, even if you are extremely dangerous and evil, but what I am saying is I want to stay friends, even though I really think you should stay dead forever, and I would never forgive myself for allowing someone like you to walk among the living.
No hard feelings, though.
H…elp…. This took a really long time… But, anyways, here’s fancy-winged Vriska.
what haircuts tell you about sexuality:
- straight girls all have long hair
- lesbians always have short hair
- bisexuals wear an elegant yet easy to maintain bob
- asexuals shave their head in the style of the pious monk
- pansexuals put pans on their head. they put a fucking pan on th
PRO TIP: watching “how it’s made” is SUCH a good way to combat an anxiety attack! There’s soothing music, a soothing narrator who’s intonation never changes (narrators never yell or change their speaking pace), it’s engaging enough to keep you occupied but doesn’t force you to think too hard!
also sometimes the narrator makes bad puns
awesome advice for my followers with anxiety issues!