Your name is AJ and your favorite Homestuck characters are the MARYAMS. You think this might be because they are gigantic lesbians.
Your posts include WOMEN, HOMESTUCK, ADVENTURE TIME, TATTOOS and other BODY MODIFICATIONS, SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI, and a lot of RANTING. Though if you're completely honest, it's almost exclusively HOMESTUCK. It borders on the fetishistic. You have to stop.
But addiction is a powerful thing.
Your Skype handle is crystallineCharlatan, and you really love talking to people.